coolshop is dedicated to selling ethically sourced wives ready and willing to marry you! we go out and hunt htese wives whenever in season and find ones taht are just right for our customers and our overall mission. we then domesticate these wives and perform the proper checkups test runs to make sure that our wives will be abke to provide you, our valued customer, with everything you ciuld want in a wife AND MORE!! otherwise, they are brought in an unmarked van to a random field late at night, blindfolded, drugged and sedated and dropped off safely. we take the wives that have proven worthy to be sold at our company and advertise them then sell them. we ship them by hand in the dead pof nigth straight to your door. because of the effort we go through to deliver your wife, a shippihg fee is included, but it is worth it to make sure our wives are droppped off safely and ethically for you.